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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon preps for a hurricane

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Anon preps for a hurricane

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Putting beans in the green texts now smh

  • jaybone@lemmy.world
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    Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Because then she would have no toast for them.

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      very good question

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    Fake: Anon doesn’t have a dad
    Gay : Anon didn’t hiton a woman

  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    Moment le Florida Man

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    curious

    • branch@lemmy.world
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      His face in this picture

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        deleted by creator

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      now that’s a good reason to be conservative

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    I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s funny in a cartoon violence kinda way.

  • burak29@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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    Removed by mod

  • Cryptagionismisogynist@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Lemmy will make up any excuse to be violent towards women, huh?

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      It’s not from Lemmy…

      • Cryptagionismisogynist@lemmy.worldBanned
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        What site did it get posted to and updated on, genius?

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          Lemmy, ya fuck tard

          • Cryptagionismisogynist@lemmy.worldBanned
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            Yeah, you abusive piece of shit your mom should have aborted and flushed down a toilet, and so when it gets posted here that shit is spread to gender narcissist misogynistic abusive shitheads like you.

            This is why we are not only going 4B, we will end paternity rights. You make 0% of cells of the baby. You contribute 50% DNA. If I make a desk, with 50% of instructions from someone else, and 50% from my own knowledge, and then I supply all the materials and build it myself, it’s my fucking desk. If I eat a sandwich and shit out the cells, it’s my fucking shit. And the DNA from a sperm cell is substantially less material and less contributive in terms of cells than the sandwich is to shit.

            Have fun never having a woman consensually love you your whole life.

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              😂

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      Would’ve been equally as funny if it were a man…

      • Cryptagionismisogynist@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Try thinking, for once ever, about why they made it a woman. And why this story with extreme violenece towards women appealed to so many on Lemmy. Try thinking about why that’s relevant when we have women’s rights being actively eroded with Project 2025.

        Or don’t think and stay smug in your little man cult. Be a gender narcissist and abuse women because of your delusional beliefs. Harm everyone and everything because you lack humility and honesty. Fucking cowards, all of you.

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