The player must be in Texas. Even though the game is long since dead, they’re not legally allowed to end it unless it is a threat to their life.

It’s entirely possible these aren’t real players, but are actually some kind of automated testing scripts or service monitors that someone forgot (or just never cared) to turn off before getting sacked, running on a forgotten QA box somewhere deep in the bowels of Sony.

It’s dead. Let it go.

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