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To be fair, despite its horrendous inaccuracies, Hercules was a GREAT movie. That gospel soundtrack? Danny DeVito? James Woods? My god, Meg… I still blame her for my weakness for sarcastic women.
That one gets a pass.
I don’t think this post is a dig against the movie as a piece of entertainment, just as a source for ancient mythology.
Why is there a hashtag on “it” in the reply?
Tumblr is a strange hellsite
Heracles 🤬 It’s Heracles, for crying out loud…
“My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge”
He never played Hades, huh?
I mean it’s a kids movie. If they were going to be realistic, we would spend the full runtime of Disney’s Hercules just counting how many fuck buddies bro had.
It was RIDICULOUS what kind of booty this chiseled Greek god was getting. Dude come get the abacus check this out.
Yeah, it’s uncountable.
Does Genghis Khan have the most descendants?
There is only so much Greek mythology and religion you can pack in an hour and 33 minutes, Jim
Am I a Son of Zeus?
Given his proclivities, you might as well be
I am a living god!
*earnestness*
cough
Hey Vern
Well, they never claimed to have a degree in English
And while we’re on it: “I had a man tell me…”
So this dude didn’t tell you this on their own, but instead you made them tell you this?
There was no Zeus. So, no sons.
