The solution is to stop drinking any liquids like 4 hours before bed and pee right before bed. That way you can just become dehydrated overnight which means that when you wake up you will want water desperately which will help you get your ass out of bed too
I’ve mastered the art of going to the bathroom to piss without fully waking myself up
Dude, that’s the dream.
Wet dream
stop having liquids 3 hours before bedtime.
You can’t tell me what to do!
You should be fine as long as you wear those magical pants to sleep in as well.
Pssshh, then how would I drink myself to sleep.
After I wake up and take my nightly midnight turd sesh (all y’all lucky piss losers) I drink about as much water as I pissed away. What’s the point of having a fancy water bottle if you don’t use it and keep it full of ice water 24/7
It’s called a catheter! Does not everyone use one every night!?!??!? /s
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