- This is such an old man answer
- This is such an English old man answer
- Considering what he’s lived through, “avoid dying” is pretty solid advice, and only a little bit tongue-in-cheek.
Considering what he’s lived through
Margaret Thatcher?
Among… some other things.
England’s oldest man is 42 and looking goooood.
He’s not wrong.
Just like the secret to flying.
Well not exactly, to fly, you don’t need to avoid falling, you just need to make sure you avoid the ground when you fall.
Grandpa jokes
Someone on another forum I’m on shared us two photos- him in the 90s and him today, to show that he has had no hair since high school.
But he also looked exactly the same age.
He told us the secret was to not start aging until you’re ready.
Wisdom truly comes with age.
I recently leaned a lot of these “oldest people” are not who they say they are, are much younger, and are involved in pension fraud. Especially when birth records from 100+ years ago didn’t necessarily exist.
Kinda ruined all these wholesome stories for me.
Max out dodge got it
Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge!
Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If ya wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find…
The things I teach ya, are sure to beat’cha!
Never the less, you get a lession from teacha! Now!
Kick!
You need to be over 100 to get this reference.
Harder for some than others.
The trick is to keep breathing.
Make this guy head of EHHS
Pssh I’ve been not dying for 38 years and I’m still not the world’s oldest man
that is top notch british humour for you gentlemen
