Mine can’t be left alone with bread.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why does every cat have at least one hyperfixation?

I found out one of mine has a thing for flour tortillas one day after I had just bought a fresh 10 pack, left it still sealed on the counter and a few hours later, found she had nom’d her way through the plastic bag and ate a huge chunk out of all 10.

As you’re out hiking with your cat, a lettuce, and a vacuum cleaner, you come upon a river blocking the path. On the side of the river, there’s a boat that’s just big enough for you and one other passenger.

The cat can’t be left alone with the lettuce.
The vacuum can’t be left alone with the cat.

How do you get everyone across?

Does the cat love lettuce or plastic wrap?

My cat will take a chunk out of any bread left on a countertop. He somehow also seems to love garlic and onion flavoured things despite their apparent toxicity. Naturally I won’t feed him those but he makes a solid effort to swipe them if I turn away.

We had a cat that would devour watermelon. They’d start pestering us to cut out open as soon as we’d get one, and then they’d eat like half of it. It’s a great way for the furball to get their liquids, so I’d get a watermelon a week during their season.