Oh. My. God. Benny, look at that beard! It’s so big!

He looks like one of those imperialist side pieces

But, you know, who understands those rus gals

They only talk to him because he looks like a total madman, okay

I mean his beard

It’s just so big

I can’t believe it’s so epic

It’s like, out there

I mean, it’s massive

Look, he’s just so . . . russian