• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      “FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL!!!”

      “Bitch please! I’ll be stylin’ and profilin’ when I get there! Because even when my soul is burning for all of eternity, I still look better than you! Look at at this full volume shine!”

      “…this conversation has not gone as I expected.”

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    19 days ago

    Nobody mentioning 3D printing? :(

    For those un-enlightened in the ways of making inedible spaghetti: Hair spray is often used as a makeshift adhesive to make your prints stick to the printer and 230°C is conveniently around the temperatures you print most stuff at.

    (I know it’s not hair spray, but it would be more funny)

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    we use hairspray to preserve our jack-o-lanterns. we can get them to last a few months (you coat all the cut edges and the inside right after you’re done carving. it seals the moisture or something? IDK). I have never looked for heat resistance before but now I might.

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    19 days ago

    Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!

    A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!