• ji17br@lemmy.ml
    1·
    6 months ago

    I once got 5/12 double eggs in a normal ass carton. Still my greatest achievement.

    • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world
      1·
      6 months ago

      Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

      1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

      2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

      3rd one, won a dollar. ???

      4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

      Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”