All I’m saying is that people absolutely know why they want their own house. Pretending otherwise is a little ridiculous.

If people want to live in an apartment that’s great, but it should be a choice.

There should always be suburban and country living.

Dicks

You can’t understand how someone wouldn’t want to live in a sardine can?

Some people like having space.

I could have spent an hour coming up with the perfect solitaire joke just for it to be topped by this banger.

I once got 5/12 double eggs in a normal ass carton. Still my greatest achievement.