I sure hope there will be people there that know what they’re doing. Benzo withdrawal is no joke and can lead to seizures.

You mean an X-clusive

Brave Sir Reagan ran away.

Bravely ran away, away!

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Yes, brave Sir Reagan turned about

And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, Sir Reagan!

likely

Likely?!

tase the place up

You got a Taser up in your waist, please don’t Tase up the place (Why?) ‘Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be havin’ my baby, baby

I love it when you call me Big Sov Cit

Sound like human

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inside scoop

Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.

Joke’s on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.

Actually, this name traces all the way back to the first cavewoman gynecologist. At the time, they named themselves based on their professions. Megyn is short for “me gynecologist”.

Son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu.

-JD Vance

They are also very unhappy when others steal their food. So hypocritical.

Then it would be a multilingual computer

I mean, English is a computer’s second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”