cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21334173
With his third straight U.S. presidential campaign coming down to the wire, Donald Trump mused at a rally about hydrogen-powered cars exploding, lamented how difficult it is to get spray paint off limestone and marveled at how billionaire backer Elon Musk’s rocket had returned to Earth in one piece.
He complained Democratic rival Kamala Harris wasn’t working as hard as he was, praised Chinese President Xi Jinping as “fierce” and called former President Barack Obama “a real jerk.”
He rebranded dementia as weave.
“His patented weave is a brilliant method to convey important stories and explain policies that will help everyday Americans turn the page from the last four years of Kamala Harris’ failures,” said Steven Cheung, a spokesperson for Trump’s campaign.
Now they don’t care what patents are… ~sigh