They plan to set up a genital inspection booth in front of the restrooms where a eunuch will examine all persons wishing to use the restroom.

According to conservatives, yes.

We don’t care about the fat fux

Alabama is the anus of the usa.

Would you be willing to donate $10 to Amazon?

Trying to envision that physically but seems like a recursive paradox. If you lived inside your own asshole then your asshole would be in your asshole, etc. You need 4 dimensional vector space to solve it.

Are you universal monk?

in fucking ruins

It will somehow just be “the democrats fault” or those pesky brown invaders. And will fire up the base to vote in another shitclown.

Yes. As someone who’s emigrated and researched it I can say many desirable countries are more difficult to get in to than the US.

American’s attitude that they can just “leave” with a passport and a backpack is just another form of American exceptionalism.

New Zealand

“You fucking idiots.”

Canada is no different than most other developed nations in their immigration requirements.

I suspect you’re joking. But most developed countries wont accept anyone with a criminal record.

Am I just going to let the place fall to ruin because I didn’t get my way this time?

No. Let it fall to ruin because that’s where it’s headed regardless.

they will need my help next time.

You can’t help them.

I have to hope that more people will want to make things better.

Narrator: they actually want to make it worse, as you can see by the result of this election.

hope for a better tomorrow.

How many more years or elections will you fall back on “hope”? Remember how just yesterday nobody thought the fascist could possibly win?

It’d be selfish for me to leave.

Staying is the easy way out. It allows you to fall back on the tried and failed “things will surely get better” delusion.

When you have young children, you have a choice: you can subject them to a life carrying on your battle fighting against creeping fascism and oligarchy, or you can give them a life elsewhere they can breathe and live and enjoy life.

I left the US because I wished to live deliberately, to experience the essential joy of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.

We tried running a man whose sole position was attacking elites. Bernie tanked.

only for a few weeks.

that wont get you anywhere.

This is a typical process similar to other countries as well.

I’m tired boss.

You know the ring is for conservatives right?

Orange is the new brown.