• chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    What a fucking bonkers drug. Here, take one and you won’t have the sniffles and will feel quite drowsy. Take two, and you’ll fall asleep from the drowsiness. Take 10 and witness the nightmares. No matter how much you take, though, it significantly increases your risk for alzheimer’s. We sell it in giant bottles with hundreds of pills, which is probably a lethal dose. Have fun kids!

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    28 days ago

    This is a thing? My wife texted me some wonderful legendary nonsense when she took some Benadryl for a cold several years ago!

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    21 days ago

    I have heard about the spiders but not the hatman and reddit won’t let me read about him without logging-in which I won’t do. Can someone tell me about the hatman?