How will it take to reach this number once the cease-fire begins? I’m guessing less than a month.

Explain

It’s okay to be wrong

I like this explanation

Lots of people have difficulty putting into words why something is funny. It’s usually not something they can easily put into words unless they have a background in comedy. I’m not overly bothered by it.

Kickass, but he doesn’t understand the assignment and just wants the veneer of being a hero.

I’m autistic, repeating the joke won’t help me understand. Though I guess it’s funny, so continue on (Though I don’t know why)

But how is it a continuation on the other three? Is it just cause it matches the quote formats?

Yes queen

Explanation? I’m not getting it

PEGI USK ratings are free to obtain, right? Right?

I mean, yes, but also fuck the cops and fund the fire department

We don’t have a social safety net so much as a social pungee pit.

Nice try, social engineer. You’re not getting anywhere near my data

Nah, they just experiment with new fuckery on the east coast before it comes here.

Doug Ford has room temperature IQ, don’t judge him too harshly (ya know what, fuck that. Judge him even harsher)

…United Healthcare is headquartered here so… It really doesn’t feel like it

Weed whip, string trimmer, Weedwacker, Whipper Snipper.

Naming winter storms is cringe. Just pathetic hype for for-profit weather companies.

Could every fucking article about H5N1 knock it off with the “noted mutations… more transmissible” shit? Human to human might happen, but we don’t need articles wishing for it or jerking people around about it. I’ve seen multiple people now who think that human to human transmission is already here because of that shit.