There is no afterlife.
So don’t waste your precious time sitting in a pew feeling bad about yourself.
Spending eternity going to church would be my own special form of hell.
People assume the universe has secrets. People assume the secrets are worth knowing. People assume the secrets can be understood without an advanced education in cosmology.
A lot of them are the same kind of people who don’t believe climate change is a hoax. You could convince them to believe that they could breathe cheese-wiz if their stupid God told them to.
I mean, according to Revelation the faithful spend literally every moment on their knees locked in prayer venerating their god, so…
No mysteries left to ponder, just unending obligatory supplication. What bliss!
Scientology is the one true religion and anyone who hasn’t made it to at least Operating Thetan V gets set to an eternity long timeshare presentation.
Very relevant username.
