Every time Trump speaks, I can feel some of my brain cells committing suicide. No wonder his cult members are so stupid.

Conservatives love this kind of nonsense. They are just thrilled to be at a Trump Rally. He could shit on stage and eat it and they would still cheer and then belch about how Kuh-MOLL-uh is a Hamas operative who is too black and female to be president.

Fuck conservatives. The only people that can see what a valueless piece of shit Trump is are the normal (non-conservative) people. Conservatives are the people Trump accurately represents.

The Onion just quit.

“Hey guys from Latrobe. I used to know a guy from here. He had a huge dick. Be proud guys.”

Sound byte starts at 48:20 for those who want to verify.

What better way to tackle a crucial swing state as we near the finish line. He’s turned into Kamala’s best promoter. I’m loving this!

Trump loves dick!

Ah yes carrying on the illustrious tradition of presidents commenting on famous people’s genitals. I think it was Jefferson who liked to start speeches with the classic “Did you guys see the sausage roll Washington is packing?”

I love that this is a headline by (checks notes)… AP and PBS. During the most critical point in the election.

Trump’s addled brain continues to spiral, obviously exhausted, wildly deranged, incapable of focus or discipline. “Elder abuse” some would question. “Weekend at Bernie’s” others would observe, noting the billionaires behind him, desperately hemorrhaging cash to prop him up.

And yet, almost one hundred million Americans will still vote for him. What a magical time to be alive.

I heard that trump loves to be fisted. That he wants Arnold Palmer in, elbow deep.

It was hilarious to watch, the way he said “O my god?!” was gold. CertifiedFreak.

Are there any good quotes? I’d love to make a poster of Trump talking about someone’s penis.

October surprise?

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