Linux: 9/10
Linux with rice: 10/10
Sauce?
Yes please.
Salsa?
ALSA
Extra spicy!
Got it from reddit 😁.
No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?
Yes, my thoughts as well.
Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.
Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables
Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.
Dunk your computer in water first, then the rice will have more effect.
How do I know when to stop ricing?
You forgot to soak the rice first wash it a few times, put it into the caldero, add some water till 1 inch above the level of the rice. Can use your thumb to measure that. Then put into the stove use your laptop as cap for the caldero wait for 30 minutes and your done you still have broken laptop and a rice ready to serve.
The heat might do a reflow job… you never know…
bloat
Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.
So ricing works better with air, got it 👍.
Flour is much smaller and is super absorbant
What type do I use?
Rice flour.
Now add some Sriracha for extra customization
