• Applesauce@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Bidet. Not even the fancy ones. Like the cheap ones that are no more than $20-30. Every poop, I’ve got a squeaky clean butthole.

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        1 month ago

        I clicked on this thinking it was going to be a link to one of the $200+ electric models, but this is actually a relatively inexpensive upgrade I can get behind (pun?) It looks like it’s a lot easier to keep clean. Thanks for this.

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      1 month ago

      As someone with a currently chapped asshole, squeaky is not the kind of clean you want for it.

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      1 month ago

      Almost never having to cram paper in between my buttcheeks is fucking heaven. No more shit smears!

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        1 month ago

        That’s what happened to me. Used one for the first time at a hotel — bought one not long after and will never go back. Got like a $30 one and am still using it over 4 years later. I’ll probably upgrade when I have the extra money, realizing just now how long it’s been since I got it