Applesauce

The Rock

Nah.

But what does that mean

Peanut butter. It’s my main source of nutrition in the mornings and afternoons.

Bidet. Not even the fancy ones. Like the cheap ones that are no more than $20-30. Every poop, I’ve got a squeaky clean butthole.

Seaquest

Removed by mod

Birds aren’t real, so it seems like a fine idea to me.

Shut up, nerd.

Cake - Pressure Chief

The flow from song to song on this album is near flawless. I think it is their most cohesive album, although they are all great. Motorcade of Generosity is a close second for me.

I just wanna be pure

Right here. Our flag is the best US state flag, with maybe some competition from Arizona.