• halyk.the.red@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    Their best is a burnt bagel with not enough cream cheese, on which they can take no criticism. Their worst is them stabbing you with a broken bottle because you caught them cheating on you with your dad.

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    1 month ago

    I am selfish, impatient and slightly flabby, as you can see. If you don’t like art drawn on a canvas that’s like an uncooked doughnut, you don’t deserve me after a three month meth bender when this text has shrunk to the size of a classified advert.

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    1 month ago

    Haha yes, I too hate women, crazy women, grrr, the fact someone wanted this as a tattoo impacts me personally, damn women

    you know what gang? I think it’d be great if you took this energy and never spoke to a woman again