Tom Gauld is a joy!
Don’t fuck with librarians.
Ooohh, I like murder mystery voting.
There is also the voting system from Asterix in Corsica: everyone puts their vote in an urn, the urn is thrown in the sea, the candidates have a fight to see who’s the strongest
I genuinely think a system that just selected people at random for political offices would work better than the current system.
It literally could not be worse. You’d still have all the civil servants who run things, just randomly select the lawmakers every four years and let’s see what happens.
Can we do the freezing candidates thing then do electronic voting?
Then every person that comes to check why nobody is thawing we freeze them too
Put both candidates in a field with a bunch of cows for 24 hours. Neither candidate is allowed to move. The candidate with the most cow plops on them at the end of voting is the winner.
This also prepares you for public forum meetings.
