Isn’t this the second time he’s had a fly buzzing around him recently?
He either needs to ignore them, or keep fresher diapers.
There have been people recently who work/worked for him saying he smells like death and shit, so bad it’s hard to be around him.
The Dems control flies now, apparently.
the conspiracist’s adversary is simultaneously all-powerful and utterly incompetent.
It’s hilarious, but disgusting. They need to take him out back, strip him down, and use a hose and scrub brushes and clean him off before somebody contracts some new super disease from being around him.
A flatbed in a “soft touch” car wash.
Or, and hear me out, an Indiana Jones-style mine cart ride straight to hell. Because, seriously, fuck that guy.
Make it a donkey Kong country style cart ride to hell, and we have a fucking deal!
We should listen to the animals. Bernie got a cute little bird, Trump and Pence got insects drawn to the stench of decay.
Flies are attracted to shit.
lord of fLies
Somebody should get that fly a medal of liberty
When one is wearing a full diaper, one must expect a few flies.
Meanwhile, here’s how Obama handled a similar situation:
That’s how it’s done! They launch backwards, so cup your hand like that and come from behind. They’ll jump right into death.
Even the flies are democrats! /s
Not aggressive, just a little early.
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I think the quote is the story:
He continued, saying, “See, two years ago, I wouldn’t have had a fly up here. But they’re changing rapidly. We can’t take it any longer.”
That’s really weird.
thank you, this is awful pandering
Shitty.
Jesus, again?
Flies do not bite or sting. Trump will be fine.
Yeah, about that … https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_fly
Or black flies, or midges, or sand flies, or horseflies…
Shame
