But, you don’t understand the toilet. The toilet cannot be monetized if we cannot see you taking a poo. Changing the glass doors will completely kill a trillion dollar industry.
By using this toilet you “agree” consent to our updated reams of legal mumbo jumbo designed to overwhelm you, and which chips away at your rights and hands them over to us.
If you click “disagree”, you are free to have your gallbladder feel as if it is going to burst, which may cause internal damage that is NOT our responsibility.
This restroom service has been brought to you by the techbro suits eyeing that new Learjet for unlimited weekend cocaine-and-hookers trips to Vegas and the Caribbean.
If you click “disagree”, we will immediately close this app, and issue no refunds. If agreement is optional then we will ask you again every four minutes for eternity, or until you consent, whichever comes first.
We updated our policies to be more transparent.
This photo is actual nightmare fuel. 😫
Aren’t these the ones where the stall walls turn opaque when you lock the door?
So assuming they are… I’m still stuck at “why is this a thing?” Why do we need magicchange glass when particle board is far cheaper? I would have to be in dire straits to use one of these as my bowels would freeze up for fear of the glass switching to clear when someone jiggles the handle
Some turn opaque by itself when you’re doing your heavy sweaty business there for some time.
Yeah… sure…
Or a misguided solution to prevent drug use in public stalls?
“I have nothing to hide!”
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Logs your usage, lets you see one week of history. Meanwhile sells the entire usage history of you and everyone in your contact list to anyone willing to pay.
Clients try to get you to pay as much as possible for toilet paper (subscription tp anyone? Will be cheaper in first stage of enshittification until they monopolize the market). Other clients try to correlate the success of political propaganda with how regular you are. Elected officials won’t regulate, because it’s a tool they had to master to get elected.
On the plus side, Lemmy exists and that’s a step in the right direction. Would work that into toilet metaphor but don’t wanna ramble.
Heh, log
This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Bulldoze the community garden and replace it with glass
This is my sermon
This is my sermon
This is my sermon
This one of those fancy glasses that is no longer see through once you lock the door? That would be a genius way of telling which toilets are empty.
Every app with ‘go’ at the end of its name now.
Is that one second from the right missing a seat?
