Thinks she’s cute one second, calls her a bitch the next. His loneliness has nothing to do with pizza.
No! It’s the females’ fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn’t you know?
qt cashier
Does this imply the existance of gtk cashiers?
Nowadays you’re most likely to find an electron cashier than any other.
That’s why they are so bloated and slow
Son, I am proud of you.
see, this is why i love lemmy
A fake story about how fat people and women are evil, nice
bro couldn’t even wait to get home
It’s not the second pizza that is so bad, it’s the fact that anon couldn’t wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.
“fucking bitch” describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.
Holy fuck I wish could have this problem
It’s never too late to start externalizing shame to protect what’s left of your ego.
I just want to be able to eat food
That’s a rough situation, I have a friend like that. Do they have you on TPN?
Thankfully, no. I actually can eat, it’s just very not fun and there’s like a 50/50 chance of throwing up. The doctors just keep telling me to change my diet like that’ll solve everything (it won’t, I tried).
Finding a doc that is actually interested in listening and thinking about you shouldn’t be as hard as it is. The industry has their carrots and sticks all wrong imo, they’re rewarded on quantity. At this point the best option is to be lucky, second best is to become an expert in your condition and do their thinking for them.
Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn’t get their precious yearly raise.
I’m jiggeling from laughing at this
Then maybe you should lay off the pizza. :)
I feel like anon watched this for inspiration:
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/EXNPWNWibeoQ7Wsg/?mibextid=Le6z7H
(Sorry, best video I could find after a quick google)
