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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
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Realizing there are no good options (Satan aside, but look who you’re sitting behind), I would end up in seat 10.
Vance will be preoccupied with seat 5. I expect Graham will fall asleep.
The back of the plane is usually a bit louder, so I’d just throw on my headphones and maybe occasionally kick the seatback.
I’d be going to the cockpit to crash the plane
Number 2.
Strike up some idle chit chat, how ya doing, nice weather etc…
And then a totally innocent… so whaddya do for work?
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9
As awful as they are I might as well get a good over the pants handy from bobert, something tells me she has snail in her though and will probably mash it, worth a shot
10
Lindsey Graham is a piece of shit, but he’s an entertaining piece of shit. Not to mention, he’s like the yappy little Chihuahua that barks bloody murder at whoever the bigger dog he’s hiding behind doesn’t like – I’m pretty sure I could get him on side to shit-talk Thomas to his face for at least the last half of the flight.
1
I get to kick trumps seat and put shit in his hair all flight long. I’m not worried about Nick id just kick his ass.
Pretty sure the top is the front.
Gotta be three.
Sit behind him and kick his chair over and over again the entire duration of the flight. Every time he looks back, just shrug helplessly and point at the guy sitting next to you.
ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber
- And I’m watching porn the whole time.
Oh dude that rocks
Oh Jesus, what’s wrong with you. 7 I guess
Definitely 3 unless its some right wing youtubers profile photo that i don’t know about.
But the devil? Sure!
Otherwise mcconel and hulk hogan. Mcconel will probably have another stroke and just zone out for hours. And hogan will rip his shirt and say something racist and get kicked off the plane.
3 please.
The devil will have some interesting stories about the whole god thing, and I can kick trump’s seat from behind.
You’re going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?
Yeah I was gonna say, that’ll definitely be the most interesting
3 and I’m kicking the seat in front quite a lot. I reckon we’re going to spend the whole flight giggling.
#9 cuz dick succs ain’t cheatin
I would be terrified to have my dick anywhere near marge. Boebert however can absolutely suck the chrome off a tow hitch, and I’m not convinced that’s not how she got support from cruz to run for office.
So many STDs tho
