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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • smb@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    3 months ago

    one question…

    which of these are within the available options?

    • replacing own life vest with parachute
    • manipulating all seatbelts to get stuck
    • waiting until all have their seatbelts on
    • open en emergency exit in mid flight (or is it a boeing anyway?)
    • picking all unnumbered seats (as was the question) one by one and remove the screws holding them in place.
    • pushing the devil out of limits
    • watching all the others to follow their guide.
    • after landing guessing the discovery of having a parachute instead of a life vest was the reason for all of them to want to jump and use theirs for fun, but impossible to know why together with their seats, however they act against common sense anyway so no too big surprise there. and no need to be worried either as assuming they have parachutes. also beeing unable to do anything as the seatbelt somehow was locked and prevented leaving the seat until beeing freed by engineers after landing.

    asking for a friend (who has some words to say to the one near 3 and to the ones who praise him too)