- cross-posted to:
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- science_memes@mander.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
- science_memes@mander.xyz
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Incorporeal soul and physical violence don’t match.
Where do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly, they go to a lake of fire and fry
Devil: “This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don’t apply.”
Later -
Demon: “Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?”
Devil: “No, that guy just pisses me off.”
Me: This is why you’re here, you realize.
You forgot the comma, and Americans spell words better than that UK slop.Devil: If you weren’t dead, I’d kill you. How’d you even know my grammar? This is a verbal conversation.
Devil: “Yes, well, you forgot the comma after ‘actually’ and ‘so.’ Bloody Yank!”
Also molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can’t sink in.
It looks the same from afar.
And if you were to pour molten tungsten into it, the magma would freeze the tungsten.
Fake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!
Also molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can’t sink in
Oh but you don’t know how dense that guy is.
