• samus12345@lemmy.world
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    Devil: “This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don’t apply.”

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    Demon: “Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?”

    Devil: “No, that guy just pisses me off.”

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    Me: This is why you’re here, you realize.
    You forgot the comma, and Americans spell words better than that UK slop.

    Devil: If you weren’t dead, I’d kill you. How’d you even know my grammar? This is a verbal conversation.

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      Devil: “Yes, well, you forgot the comma after ‘actually’ and ‘so.’ Bloody Yank!”