Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down13
arrow-up1217arrow-down1imageOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months ago3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months ago#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWhen the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squarealterforlett @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoLater that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance. Jesus Christ!
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThis reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoNot only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
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#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
When the president stands, nobody sits
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?