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minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months agoImmigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I’m still single!!!???
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoSir, I’m gonna have to inspect your basement.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThis one is more believable because it’s harder to prove. They should have went with this story instead.
Immigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I’m still single!!!???
Sir, I’m gonna have to inspect your basement.
This one is more believable because it’s harder to prove. They should have went with this story instead.
I see no flaw in that logic.