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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I hope you don't have any plans this evening.

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I hope you don't have any plans this evening.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    3 months ago

    Oh, shit! Who will water my plants?!

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      3 months ago

      It’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.

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        Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!

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          No worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!

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            Oh, shit, I’m still here… Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?

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              I’m not going to steal your dog, but refunds are unavailable in the event that the rapture or your participation in it is cancelled - sorry.

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      Jesus. Obvs.

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