Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up1477arrow-down18
arrow-up1469arrow-down1external-linkI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square87fedilink
minus-squareRailing5132@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoOh, shit! Who will water my plants?!
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoIt’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.
minus-squareRailing5132@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoGreat Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoNo worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!
minus-squareRailing5132@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoOh, shit, I’m still here… Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI’m not going to steal your dog, but refunds are unavailable in the event that the rapture or your participation in it is cancelled - sorry.
Oh, shit! Who will water my plants?!
It’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.
Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!
No worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!
Oh, shit, I’m still here… Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?
I’m not going to steal your dog, but refunds are unavailable in the event that the rapture or your participation in it is cancelled - sorry.
Jesus. Obvs.