2FA, second flush authentication.
Is this real today or a prediction of the future?
It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
Please scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.
If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus
Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
Not even surprised they’re an apple user.
