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minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoIt’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years ago“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 years agoPUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
minus-squarelemmyng@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoIf it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoPlease scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.
It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus
Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
Please scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.