Hard to say, but smuggling artifacts is probably involved. They’re big fans.

He got gregnant and the rest is history.

Gotta cough to get off 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well the Hotel du Bob is the natural choice to host it.

I asked ChatGPT to transcribe this because I didn’t wanna read the small ass text either.

"When I start to tear up because I’m thinking about how humans have an absolute biological need to eat and drink but instead of just picking the most nutritionally efficient food off the ground regardless of taste, all humans everywhere have made it a lifestyle. We invented cuisines over generations of meals that hold the stories of grandmas and leaders and gods and the taste of communities and landscapes. We’ve chosen to spend hours cooking with and for others, trying flavors as we go and writing down tips for others.

We’ve made up meal times and tables so that we can sit for hours over the food we make and laugh and sing and tell stories and congratulate and cry with each other. We’ll stay hungry for hours so we can eat with loved ones, and not let people leave until they’ve eaten. We bring food to the sick and give food to those in need. A boring biological need that we have filled with art and magic. And that’s what humans do; sure, we’re limited by our biology, but we are going to make those limits as special, fun, loving, and memorable as possible.

The universe is mundane and cares not for us, but WE DO. We care, we care lots."

Stand proud with rapists, that’s certainly a choice.

I think this messaging would be more effective if it was actionable. Early voting is closed and few people drop off their ballots.

It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

Yeah, no. The broad American public wouldn’t like that. Right or wrong, lots of people hate that word even when directed at someone who is being one.

I saw someone make these on YouTube shorts the other day, what a cute and clever idea and they came out great!

He’s high as balls

I suspect the ultimate destination for these turtles was “being consumed” vs being a pet.

callback executed

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Nah, it’s not valid, just has the registration squares to make it look legit.

Right? Some of us buy no AAA games and don’t even kinda care it can’t run them

A Pallas Cat in case you were wondering.

Anon learns (or perhaps doesn’t) that phone numbers belonged to other people before you got it.

Doesn’t look like it, and Helium doesn’t use cell service, it’s all LoRa based.

Eh, I’d argue the recent Conan episode is pretty insane and hilarious. Much more so than Khaled.

Mac is powered by Unix under the hood and uptimes are generally in the months for me personally. Much stability.