Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases.

Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?

I don’t even know how to begin to evaluate these options.

Seems like an easy choice, belch.

belch /bĕlch/ | intransitive verb

To expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth; burp.

Burping toenails would be so awesome