Magnets also don’t breathe. Go on, Amalaha, cease thine respirations as the magnets have so commanded.

Guys I read the peer reviewed paper and… it checks out.

We are cancelling homosexuality immediately. Tough call I know but you can’t deny solid science.

I forgot the year 2013 existed.

Except the magnets are the same just in different orientations, so he’s really just proven that gay couples need to have one of them be upside down

That is called a poorly formed analogy. Not proof, dipstick.

We need more testing. Whip your dick out. Let’s see if our tips can touch.