We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat’s an asshole
We would like to see the evidence
Hate this diagram because who uses a bread box without any of the other non-chaotic evil options.
Chaotic neutral and lawful good is the GOAT
I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.
I just never bake mine.
Does anyone still have a bread box? I assume it’s to stop rodents, but hopefully most people don’t have rodents in their house. Does a bread box do anything else, or is that another technology that can fade into history?
Edit: TIL;
I bought bread box once but every time we used it the bread wouldn’t last 3 days. Can anyone explain why that was?
Chaotic neutral for me. The twist tie goes in my twist tie collection.
Here’s a version for my fellow gluten-free peeps:
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Thank you! I want to ::sniff:: thank my coach, the whole team ::sniff::, and especially my mom for helping make this happen! ::sniff:: Love you mom!
I think in my entire life I’ve only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.
10th option: eat the entire loaf in one sitting.
I was thinking that this matrix is missing an accompanying time-chart but I don’t know how to plot the y axis.
Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked
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No slip knot?
I do the same. I don’t understand why it puzzles some people. They look at me like I put a padlock on it and I have to undo it for them, which is just pulling the end…
A slipknot works great! It’s done in a second and easily undone as well.
I’m chaotic neutral!
Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?
Where’s the “four slices per freezer bag and keep in the freezer” option? Or am I just too good for this chart?
Omg how much plastic do you go through?
I imagine you could reuse those.
When I buy frozen meat (maybe once every couple months) I unpackage, then repackage them into unfreezable portions with small plastic lunch bags/saran.
If someone has a better way please let me know. I don’t have infinite tupperware drawer space though.
Twist & Tuck gang
Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?