I know this is a shit post, but scribble dry erase marker over it.
Alcohol or other solvents like Acetone work, but another easy trick a lot of people aren’t aware of is to go over a permanent marker with a dry erase marker, and then wipe it off.
I shit you not, it works. We tested this across several whiteboards. First in inconspicuous spots, then on main parts of the board. Occasionally there was some residue remaining if the permanent marker stayed on for long, but the solvent they use in dry erase markers also erases permanent marker material.
YMMV on a tape measure though…
Even though this is a dick joke, I’d use isopropyl or ethanol no higher than 70%. Acetone tends to strip/degrade paint and if on a plastic substrate could degrade the plastic.
Source: I work in an analytical lab for plastics and paints and I have made many mistakes.
No but if you’re looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for
I’m surprised that someone isn’t selling measuring devices specifically for the penis
I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich
I understand it with teenage boys, but I have always been fascinated with guys being so obsessed over how big their cock is. Seems to be common knowledge that women don’t really care because it feels no different to them. You will rarely hear a women talk about one that was so big that it hit their cervix.
Sounds like something someone with a little PP would say
I was uh measuring the minimum radius of soft versus hard PC water cooling tubing. Yeah that tracks…
Would make a decent paperweight.
This is an amazing idea I love it
Toothpaste can work sometimes too.
I bet dude drives a monster truck.
This is why woman can’t estimate length. They’re shown 3" and told it’s 6".
Get another sharpie and draw over it and wipe it off while it’s still wet
Don’t do this. Use a dry erase marker. Adding more permanent marker won’t help.
I’m certainly not impressed with the measured length at hard


