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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Jerry daycare

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    Private lounge

    Enough windows to classify it as a fishtank

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      They didn’t want anyone wanking inside.

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        I’d be more scared of the people wanking outside

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        Why then elevate it to a spectacle?

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        Challenge accepted

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    I’d go shopping more. That’s better than doom scrolling my phone, but I’m quite sure those would be occupied by kids.

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      You’re an adult bigger stronger faster! Simply assert wrist control and that baby is yours!

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    Why even bring him at all?

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      You need muscle to carry bags after you’re done

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    等你吧 (děng nǐ ba) - (I’ll) wait for you, or (I’m) waiting for you, possibly punning on 吧 as a transliteration of 'bar". So it’s like “the waiting for you bar” or “I’m waiting for you at the bar”.

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    Well it looks better than standing outside the shop holding her purse

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    ITT: Gender philosophers getting upset at a man playing videogames while his wife shops in peace.

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      Left hand facing camera, no wedding band.

      In all likelihood this can be retitled: Person plays games at the mall.

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    Every store needs a man zone

    https://youtu.be/Oi-3eRMpOC4

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    deleted by creator

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    If I had a wife, I would want to spend more time with her. But, that’s just me. It’s not like I am ever gonna get a gf, let alone a wife.

    Still it’s kinda funny.

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      You’re not supposed to spend every minute with your SO. Relationships need space.

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        Yes. I understand that. This feels rather weird to me. If you want to play games, it can be done at home. Again, it is just what I think. I am sure, I can be wrong about it too.

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      If it’s around the corner from the lingerie store, I’ll use it. Or at least when I was younger. Not sure if igaf now.

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        Didn’t care then, don’t care now. It’s only clothes and I wasn’t there to oogle anyone.

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          Of course. Younger me was just very self conscious

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    I’m surprised it’s fully transparent all around.

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