• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    How old I am:

    Translated Paradise City into French for my gf, hand written in a perfumed letter on real stationary. She loved it. Yes, I got laid, but that was happening anyway as we were 18.

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        1 year ago

        She was one of two genuine genius level IQs I’ve ever met. She knew.

        Genius, looked like an 80s Marilyn Monroe, freak in the sheets, emotional quotient of a rabid possum. Loved that woman.

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    1 year ago

    I mean… I’ve been where the grass is spray painted rocks and the girls aren’t pretty… I’d rather green grass and pretty girls.