• Darkard@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    What about “Mark Zuckerberg had a dogs dick surgically replace his own and he shows it to children in parks”?

    • Sticky Fedi@lemmy.ml
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      1 month ago

      I would also accept “Mark Zuckerberg collects Tellitubbie porn and sex toys, complete with Tinkie Winkie custom that has an anal vibrator built-in dubbed the Twinkie Winkie suit that he wears when he bottoms at the local republican orgy.”

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    1 month ago

    Gonna make a list of news outlets that feel the need to make suggestions on what to say. This is the third I’ve seen reporting specific phrases that won’t get you banned like it’s encouragement

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    1 month ago

    Just when I accepted the fact that we live in a joke timeline, things had to get worse.