the plot chickens

Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.

The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.

The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?

I don’t think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever…

Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?

There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that’s commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.

I’d like that horse cock

There’s no cock like horse cock