Lisa, of course. She’s beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I’m in love with her. I know she doesn’t like me, because sometimes she’s mean to me. But sometimes, when I’m around her… I feel like wantin’ to kiss her and tell her that I love her. I don’t know; I’m just confused.

The Room is my favorite movie of all time, and I’m not just shitposting. I think people don’t believe me when I say a movie can do this, but it underflows from one of the worst films ever produced to being an absolute masterpiece. It’s so earnest in what it does and it fails so miserably at it that the amount of depth is beyond what I’ve seen even in all-time classic films.