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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Barbara Streisand Effect

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Barbara Streisand Effect

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    I don’t want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.

    • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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      Citation missing

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        Wikipedia uses “citation needed”.

        It’ll improve your joke to use the correct term.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Well there’s no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.

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      You’d need to earn yourself a page first, and I think one based on the smallness of your penis would be a good start.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      h0rni owns a very large rooster.

  • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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    Sounded to funny to be true, but it do be true:

    Wiki article -> Personal life -> citation 62 -> https://rollcall.com/2023/10/04/patrick-mchenry-speaker-pro-tempore-evolved/ -> quote is in there

    😁

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      Has since been removed.

      Here’s the original.

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        Every wikipedia page has its own little dictator. Is it you again, Wolverine XI?!

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    He looks like the fusion of Colonel Sanders and John Oliver.

    Not relevant but it’s sticking with me.

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    Patrick “Bitten by a rabid fox” McHenry

    Given he’s a congressman I’m sure it’s more like Patrick “voted yay for the Rape The Orphans Act” McHenry.

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    The cover-up is worse than the uh crime.

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    Boooo, the lame-ass Wikipedians removed it.

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