What if he used his shotgun for good instead of evil
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jfc
Okay, well if he keeps that I promise I’ll make sure the last few drops of piss avoid his grave after he dies. But only the last few drops.
There’s a really good Dick pun to be made as a follow-up joke here, I just can’t think of it
He’s Dick and he’s a joke. Does that count?
This is like Kisseneger voting for you. Only Kisseneger never personally shot anyone
I heard a great multi-part series on NPR focusing on interviews right before his death. If I wasn’t lazy or thought you’d actually be interested, I’d find em and link em. Here we are though.
Behind the Bastards has a 6-part show all about Kissinger. Dave and Gareth from The Dollop are guests, it was pretty enlightening to someone who grew up never really learning anything about Kissinger except that he was a behind the scene policy guy for decades.
In true republican fashion, he didn’t care until his own family was hurt by the MAGA cult. Typical.
If it peels off never-Trump Haley voting Republicans from not voting to voting Harris when they see all these old-guard Republicans endorsing Harris… Then I guess the enemy of my enemy is my friend after all.
Yeah but he is a RINO according to the maga standards.
I just hope the democrats keep these ghouls out of their party… or they run the risk of them doing tot he democrat party what Trump did to theirs.
I think this is more about MAGA canceling Liz Cheney than anything more principled.
“Anything to stop Batman!!! She’s running against Batman, right? trump? Well fuck him too.”
But seriously, war criminal.
Not helping.
I’m sure he’s got houses all over the country. Is he voting from Pennsylvania or Wyoming?
Ok and who ran the Whitehouse in the bush years? I’m just saying this man is going to vote for who he can control. Never forget he unloaded buckshot into another man’s face and that man and their family apologized to him for the mental trauma they caused him. I’m just saying
Harris: Predictable, business friendly, heavily embedded in DC/LA machine politics, generally willing to horse trade with anyone at the right price
Trump: Loose cannon, dead beat, burned in both party establishments, constantly looking to screw you over for the slightest of personal advantages
Damn, can’t believe Harris is the preferable option.
Never forget he unloaded buckshot into another man’s face and that man and their family apologized to him for the mental trauma they caused him.
Possibly the funniest moment of the Cheney presidency. Shame he couldn’t have done that to more people in his inner circle. Filling Paul Wolfowitz’s face with bird shot would have made all subsequent CNN interviews better.
/s, i hope
First off dumb take. Secondly, you’re only kind of right because Trump can’t be controlled but he can’t be bought.
