• DarkCloud@lemmy.world
      7·
      3 months ago

      Just roll over lift the bllanket a little, and pee into the kiddie pool you keep next to your bed for late night peeing, and early morning foot baths, don’t people know it prevents athletes foot?

  • danc4498@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    3 months ago

    That’s me at 4 am trying to fight the urge and go back to sleep, knowing full well my body woke me up cause I had to pee.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
    4·
    3 months ago

    All those things sleep experts tell you to do in order to fall asleep faster and sleep more soundly? Pee should be at the top in the middle of the list, right before the part where you get ensconced under the covers.

    Edit: if you get up for a crying baby, pee again before you go. It might go back to sleep, but mostly, once you pick it up you’ll not get another chance to pee, maybe for hours.

  • Crashumbc@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    3 months ago

    Get older, get comfortable, falling asleep and remember you forgot to pee.

    Wake up now and go pee?

    Or

    Fall asleep knowing you’ll wake up at 3 am having to pee really bad?