Oh it gets worse from there. Just wait until he becomes a teenager. Then fun begins.

The first two years of a child: When will it walk? When will it talk?

The next 16 years: Will you finally sit down and shut up?

The Bluey episode where she and Bingo paint each other to match is exactly accurate to my now 7 year old son. He talks just to talk, and if he runs out of things to say, circles around the house making random sounds, just to hear himself.

That’s how we know it’s time to get to a playground. Dog help you if it’s raining.

Why?