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Flat Earth sits on top of a Globe Earth balancing like a seal on a ball. Below Globe Earth we have Cube Earth, Pyramid Earth, Texas Earth, and then Evil Earth (which is Globe Earth with a goatee).

Nothing, duh! Why do you think nobody has ever tried to reach the center of the earth (as if there was any,the earth is flat!)? They tell you it’s because of the pressure (lies, that is an invented term of the “roundies”), it’s because if someone ever tried, they’d fall into the hell, which is real and is where every other “roundy” goes after they die.

(Just in case: /s)

See the turtle of enormous girth,
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made
He sees the truth but may not said.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.

Ice and rock obv, because there’s no heat on the bottom of the earth, and as we know the earth is actually hollow, so we’ll find the gnomes and goblins and fairys and stuff in the caves of the hollow earth.

A big lump of fruit waiting for a spoon to mix it through the upper layers.

All the people with nowhere to go but up.