Well… If this isn’t a TIL, I don’t know what is 🙃
Fucking who cares???
Dumb twats who watch Fox News all day
I have never been more proud to be an American than right now, when we as a country made official a thing that most Americans already thought was a thing. No effort wasted it other important tasks passed over getting this important piece of legislation through. God Bless the USA.
So… Will you guys start using their real call instead of the Red Hawk’s?
Nah im just gonna use the hawk tua call
No turkey?
The funny thing is that people now think Franklin was joking because they think he was talking about the big, fat, dumb animal on farms most people think of as turkeys and not these dinosaurs I see around here:
Note the great big spike on the back of the legs near grass level. They will rip your fucking belly open if you get between them and their mate.
Oh, and they can fly. They can’t fly far, but they can fly.
Yeah wild turkeys don’t fuck around. They will ruin your week if they feel like it
What about the noble turkey?? Ben Franklin just rolling plumply in his grave right now.
Then we can’t eat turkeys anymore because the national bird is usually protected.
We’ll eat eagles.
There are a few living near here, I’ll let them know. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled.
Wouldn’t 250 years be in 2026?
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