That wasn’t a requirment of the hypothetical fun internet situation.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

As a man whose hairline isn’t what it used to be, and one who isn’t afraid to indulge in certain vanities… Is Turkey the place to go for hair transplants or something?

Either way you’re interacting with the post and Google pays me.

Reciprocal voting? That’s child’s play.

Oh shit

Coffee shops.

Strawberry could be a good contender.

tussed and erectionpilled

Viscount Strophanthus. My first androgynous crush. In hindsight the content was pretty edgey and cringe, though.

They look dangerous. Are they?

Wow, that’s hot trash. Imagine subtitles on movies and TV being stuck behind a paywall.

Keep repeating this and it sounds like a techno beat.

This looks like something a British person would enjoy.

Everything in this picture looks delicious.

He just a boy.

He actually got his skull patched with titanium mesh, and recovered nicely. He no longer needs to wear a helmet.

It’s all dried blood, eventually.

Is there any risk of them being used to taint a crime scene?

Ideally 2300, but usually 0000 or soon after.

Psychopathy is a boon in my line of work.